Doc Wit

Posted Tue, 02/19/08

I had an appointment with a doctor today. Near the end of the visit, he had me fill out and sign a written release to obtain my medical records from 2001. I paused momentarily, thinking back to the surname I was actually using seven years ago.

"Is there a problem?" the doctor asked.

"I have to think back to what name I was using in 2001," I confessed. "I've been married more than once."

He raised an eyebrow at me and said: "What do you do? Chew them up and spit them out?"

Very funny man, this new doctor.